Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How does a squid go into battle?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?