Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What bird is losing its hair?
How did the toad die?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?