Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did autumn say to summer?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?