Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
She never developed it.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do ducks get after they eat?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?