Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why don't ants get sick?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?