Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is the most adorable season?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do cows always skip gym class?