Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?