What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do cows go for lunch?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?