Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What kind of bird can write?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?