What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?