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    12 Turkeytastic Thanksgiving Jokes

    12 Turkeytastic Thanksgiving Jokes

    By Melissa M. • October 23, 2024

    Fancy yourself the jokester of the family? Our bountiful list of 12 Turkeytastic Thanksgiving Jokes will keep your loved ones laughing all night long at your holiday table this year.

    Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

    Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?


    Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

    Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

    Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

    Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?


    What's the slowest 5k?

    What's the slowest 5k?

    What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

    What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?


    Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

    Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

    How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

    How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?


    What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

    What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

    Why did the turkey join the band?

    Why did the turkey join the band?


    What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

    What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

    Why did the turkey cross the road?

    Why did the turkey cross the road?


    What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

    What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

    We hope you spend this Thanksgiving eating and drinking, but most of all, laughing with help from our jokes!

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