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    13 Hay-larious Farm Jokes

    13 Hay-larious Farm Jokes

    By Gary P. • July 25, 2024

    The harvest is quite plentiful when it comes to farm-related humor! But really, these are the cream of the crop, so you can count on them to make you laugh ‘til the cows come home. Saddle up, because these are “udderly” hysterical!

    How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

    How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?


    What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

    What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

    What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

    What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?


    How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

    How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

    What's a farmer's favorite snack?

    What's a farmer's favorite snack?


    Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

    Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

    What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

    What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?


    What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

    What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

    What's the perfect job for a cow?

    What's the perfect job for a cow?


    Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

    Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

    What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

    What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?


    Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

    Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

    How can you farm during the winter?

    How can you farm during the winter?

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