March Madness®, jump shots, free throws, dunks, and fouls. Every basketball fanatic will love these basketball jokes. Practice your ball handling with a few drills and leave the jokes to us — you’ll be scoring laughs in no time.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What stories are told by basketball players?

























