Mooove on over and make some room! Farming can bring on long, hard-working days — these 15 Farm Jokes will lighten your load. Pull up a chair after a long day, pour yourself a glass of milk, and let yourself have a chuckle!
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Don’t be a cow-ward… you know you want to smile!
