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    These 12 Plant Jokes Will Leaf You in Stitches

    These 12 Plant Jokes Will Leaf You in Stitches

    By Marcus T. • July 25, 2024

    Looking to spruce up your day? Why not try a little green humor! From root to flower, These 12 Plant Jokes Will Leaf You in Stitches. So, whether you’re a budding comedian or just a fern of some quality humor, it’d be impossible for these jokes not to grow on you! Now let’s branch out and enjoy some fun.

    What is a plant's favorite college course?

    What is a plant's favorite college course?


    What do you get when two plants kiss?

    What do you get when two plants kiss?

    What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

    What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?


    Why did the gardener bury all his money?

    Why did the gardener bury all his money?

    What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

    What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?


    Where should you plant flowers along the road?

    Where should you plant flowers along the road?

    What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

    What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?


    How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

    How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

    Why do plants hate algebra?

    Why do plants hate algebra?


    Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

    Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

    Which plant has the best roar?

    Which plant has the best roar?

    What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

    What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

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