Buckle your seatbelt and put your car in high gear! Pass the travel time on your next trip with these 15 Hilarious Vacation Jokes. Whether you’re going to hit the beach, the zoo, or relish in a staycation — laughter is the perfect thing to pack in your carry-on.
Don’t Forget to Pack These 15 Vacation Jokes:
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why is the beach so confident?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
