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    11 Punny Jokes You Knead to Hear

    11 Punny Jokes You Knead to Hear

    By Ashley S. • July 25, 2024

    Everyone loves a great pun. We’re not lion… these 11 Punny Jokes You Knead to Hear will have you roaring with laughter!

    What cocktail will give you a black eye?

    What cocktail will give you a black eye?

    OK, that's enough fish puns.

    OK, that's enough fish puns.




    Why did the boxer take so many naps?

    Why did the boxer take so many naps?




    Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

    Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?




    Where does a pianist go on vacation?

    Where does a pianist go on vacation?




    Why are pigs so good at building houses?

    Why are pigs so good at building houses?



    Go ahead… you “knead” to share these jokes with friends!

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