What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?