Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?