What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Frankincense.
How do you make antifreeze?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?