What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?