What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
I broke my finger!
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?