What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Two silkworms got in a fight.