Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call hiking college students?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?