Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?