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He didn't get to pick it!
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How do you make antifreeze?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?