What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which elf is the best singer?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a snowman's dog?