How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?