What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?