How does NASA organize a company party?
They planet.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?