How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Which computer won the talent show?