What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is the color of the wind?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How do you get straight A's?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.