What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are books always so angry?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?