How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
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Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call two birds in love?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?