How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
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What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?