Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?