How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?