Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do some people love eating snails?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?