Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?