How does a sidewalk address a question?
With a concrete answer.
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?