How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?