Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
Why do cats love to work?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's the scariest letter?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How do you drive a man crazy?