How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Which cats have the best manners?