What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?