Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
What game does pasta always play at recess?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which state has the best streets?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?