How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?