Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
When does a horse talk?