Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Where do birds go to drink?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?