People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?