Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How can you make 7 even?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's black and white and red all over?